Every once in a while a public official spouts something so completely off base that it borders on the ridiculous. I respectfully chronicle those vacations of mental pragmatism in a segment I like to call CHRONICLES OF PEOPLE MISSING THE POINT.
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As most of you know, I’m good friends with John McCain. He’s a supportive guy, a good listener, quite affable, but I never leaned on him much for his, say … intellectual curiosity. So when I saw this clip on C-SPAN (I’m an avid watcher … like the terrorists), I took issue with
BOO SHUT UP! DON’T SAY ANOTHER WORD. ISN’T IT A LITTLE BIT, JUST A LITTLE BIT OF AN INTELLECTUAL PROBLEM TO SAY THAT YOU SUPPORT OUR TROOPS, THEN MAKE FUN OF ME … A FORMER TROOP. ISN’T THAT A VOTE OF NO CONFIDENCE FOR OUR TROOPS???!!!!!!
Everyone, John McCain is sitting at my desk right now. I’m actually typing this over him, and he refuses to budge. At least say hello to my readers, John.
HELLO. MCCAIN 2008!!!
Thanks. Um, John, what I was going to point out is that you’re missing the point that people are taking issue with. You see, they’re criticizing the policy – handed down from the Commander-In-Chief that the troops are ordered to carry out. The troops have nothing to do with their mission, thus the nature of the military structure. So to say that anyone taking issue with a policy, or promoting a resolution that examines the qualities of said policy, is not supporting our troops is pandering … which is intellectually dishonest. Does that make sense? And can I have my seat back? Typing like this makes my back hurt.
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{long silence as John collects his thought …}
MCCAIN 2008!!!!!
HOW ABOUT SOME LUNCH?
That’d be great, John. How’s the fire ant problem?
DON’T ASK.
Well, there you have it. John McCain – hitting on an idea, but missing the point. And thus, John McCain is inducted into the CHRONICLES OF PEOPLE MISSING THE POINT.
Congratulations. Your certificate is in the mail.