Before tonight’s Democratic Debate in Los Vegas on CNN, I wanted to sit down with my good friend, Wolf Blitzer, to get the head’s up on the event.  What I discovered was shocking – a drinking game composed by my other good friends, Anderson Cooper and Larry King.  I swiped a copy of it and reproduced it below:

• Everytime Hillary Clinton uses the word “experience”, take a sip of beer while rolling your eyes.
• Everytime Mike Gravel goes on an insane rant about his fellow candidates, slip your grandmother’s panties on and take a shot of whiskey. 
• Everytime Dennis Kucinich makes way too much sense for a political candidate – much less a leprechan - eat a bowl of Lucky Charms poured in Jim Beam. 
• Everytime Joe Biden shows his pearly whites – which is actually two big porcelein bones wrapped around his jaw – brush your teeth with your favorite vodka.
• Everytime Barack Obama uses his refreshing good looks and swagger to look like more of a human than the Hillarybot, pour Kaluha in your partners mouth and make out through the commercial break.
• Everytime Wolf asks Hillary a question, and she responds, “That’s not the question we planted for you, asshole!” – water your Chia pet with Bicardi.
• Everytime Bill Richardson lists how much more experience he has than everyone else, exclaim, “yeah, but …” and take a shot of tequila.
• Everytime Chris Dodd … oh nevermind …
• Everytime Wolf Blitzer mistakenly refers to Barack Obama as Osama Bin Laden, howl at the moon and throw your TV out the window … after all, by this point, we’re drunk enough. 

I’m sitting here with my good friend, Wolf Blitzer, from CNN’s the Situation Room, regarding the recent announcement from Barack Obama about his intention to create an exploratory committee for a Presidential bid in 2008.  Wolf was able to sit in during the taped message delivered by Senator Obama; his thoughts and reactions will be indicated in italics.

Hello Rational Revolution participants!  I’ve been hounding (no pun intended) Boo here for some space on the blog, and I’m thrilled that today, when Barack Osama announced his exploratory committee, that I could participate. 

[Boo's Note: Wolf ... it's BARACK OBAMA, not OSAMA.  One is an honorable Senator from Illinois; the other is the most wanted terrorist in the world.]

I just read over Boo’s note above, and I want to extend my personal apologies to Senator Obama for that spelling error.  It in no way was meant as a personal attack on the fact that his name doesn’t sound American enough for the average voter.  I will be calling the Senator personally after I finish this blog. 

Now, as I was writing before, I had the pleasure and honor of sitting in during the Senator’s announcement, and have posted a picture from it below:

[Boo's Edit Note: Wolfman, that's not Obama ... that's Adolf Hitler!]

Oh my!  I must have posted the wrong URL link.  I’m so very bad with graphics, but you are correct – that is Adolf Hitler, the man responsible for the biggest genocide in history.  I am going to personally email Senator Obama tomorrow to extend my deepest apologies. 

We are talking about Senator Barack Hussein Obama – who is not only running for President of the United States, but who also shares a middle name with another evil dictator, Saddam Hussein, just beheaded in Iraq.

[Boo's Note: Wolfie, what the hell does his middle name have to do with anything?  Senator Obama has no characteristic similarity to Saddam Hussein other than a name.  One is a Presidential candidate striving to change the political strife in our country; the other is - as you noted - an evil dictator!  Wake the fuck up!]

I must be tired from the Golden Globes, and I will certainly fax an apology to Senator Obama’s office in the morning … there is absolutely no intention of drawing any parallel between Satan Obama and the forces of evil. 

                  

[Wolf ... what the fuck is your problem?!?  That's the Lord of Darkness from Legend you jackass!!]

Really, Boo, there is no reason to name call … my mouse must have slipped.  I am going to personally sky-write a message to Senator Obama to extend by sincere apologies. 

Here is an actual extreme close up of Barack Bin Obama just before the press release. You can see how calm and collected he was, even though his entire life will now be under a microscope:

[Boo's Note:  Ok, that's it, dumbass!  That's not Barack Obama ... that's the Ebola virus!  Why is it that "credible" media sources (I'm not talking to you, Fox News) keep "mistakenly" screwing up Senator Obama's name and image??  Is it truly that hard to maintain some type of quality control, not to mention integrity in journalism?]

No name calling, Boo!  I expected more from a revolutionary, and I also expect an apology.  But it’s too late now … your readers will automatically associate me with a jackass.  The parallel has already been drawn in their minds!  Thanks a lot, Jew!

[Boo's Note:  Ladies and gentlemen ... our credible media ...]