Wiretap Dancing
I just received a copy of the warrants approved by the FISC Judge, and I’ve pasted them below. Please do not ask me where I got this copy. All I may say is, if the Government can play quid pro quo, so can I. Other than that, I plead the 5th.“Any names herein matching the following shall the government of the United States of America be allowed to wiretap herein:
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Ali
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Abu
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Abdul
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Aziz
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Habib
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Hillary Clinton
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Hussein (including Barack Obama, for good measure)
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Ibrahim
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Jalal
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Kadeem
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Mohammed (spelled in all variants)
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Osama Bin Laden (no family shall be included in this wiretapping as they still have frequent flyer miles on all flights leaving this country)
More names to follow once this office fully explores the Muslim Baby Name Dictionary.
We will also approve warrants for any women who wear burqas, or those individuals who can correctly spell the word ‘burqa’.
Thank you for your cooperation.”