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Bush Administration Climate Change Policy Suggestions

On February 2nd, the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change will release one of the most comprehensive reports on climate change in recent years.  The Bush Administration has tried to steer conclusions away from a climate treaty to reduce emissions toward a policy of using giant mirrors, reflective dust, or even reflective balloons to block or bounce sunlight to help cool the Earth.   

I sat down earlier today with Harlan Watson, Senior Climate Negotiator at the U.S. State Department and Days of Our Lives aficionado, to learn more about the Bush Administration’s policies on battling global warming.  Since I wasn’t allowed to make a video of our conversation, I’ve included a transcript below. 

Boo:  Dr. Watson, so good for you to come speak with me today.

Dr. Watson:  You wanna drink?

Just to be clear, Dr. Watson did seem a tad bit distracted.  He brought a tumbler and the entire bottle of Scotch to the table.  In the background, I could hear what sounded like a TV program playing.

Boo:  No, thank you.  So, Dr. Watson, for my readers, can you discuss a little bit about the giant mirrors the Bush Administation is advocating for inclusion in the IPCC report?

Dr. Watson:  Well, you know how when you’re hanging out in your swimming pool -

Boo:  I don’t have a swimming pool -

Dr. Watson:  Well, you know how when normal kids are hanging out by their swimming pools and they get a magnifying glass and burn ants with it?

Boo:  … sorta …

Dr. Watson:  That’s what we wanna do, but in reverse. 

Boo:  Just reflect the sunlight.

Dr. Watson:  Yup.

Dr. Watson contemplated his glass of scotch with a winced eye and flare of the nostril.  Seeming worlds away, his sudden sense of melodrama made me think he might actually take climate change seriously. 

Boo:  OK … what other ideas are currently being contemplated by the Bush Administration?

Dr. Watson:  Can Iran be the ants by the swimming pool?

Boo’s Inner Dialogue:  Oh G-d, he actually thought that was funny.  Jesus Christ, it’s fucking freezing … you could cut glass with my nipples!

Boo:  Dr. Watson, please.  What about emission limits?  It doesn’t really appear as the administration is serious about focusing on carbon dioxide emissions, which credible scientists agree are causing a major problem with our climate. 

Dr. Watson:  We have plenty of ideas.

Boo:  Like what?

Dr. Watson:  You want me to name them now?

Boo:  Please.

Dr. Watson:  Like just list a a bunch of things we’re doing …

Boo:  That’s why we’re here.

Dr. Watson:  We’re here because my EX secretary is too stupid to … never mind.  Well, we’re going to fund huge dehumidifiers to be placed in every city in the U.S.

He looked at me like he said something really profound.  Did I miss something?  Am I through the looking glass?  What the hell is going on? 

Without excusing himself, he walked into another room.  I quickly partook of the scotch because it was obvious that sobriety was getting me nowhere … fast.  When he came back in, he was mumbling something vehemently under his breath.

Boo:  What was that, Dr. Watson?

Dr. Watson:  (under his breath) If Stefano Dimera has fucked with Patch one more time, I swear to G-d.

Boo:  What?

Dr. Watson:  Are you still here?

Boo’s Inner Dialogue:  No, this is one of your fucking mirrors reflecting my image in the room shithead. 

Boo:  Explain to me what the dehumidifiers would do?

He glanced at me with eyes you reserve for the “special” cashier who takes 20 minutes to ring your bubblegum, paper towels and a box of condoms.  I should have started smoking weed again before coming to this interview. 

Dr. Watson:  It’s not the heat … it’s the humidity that’ll kill us. 

Boo’s Inner Dialogue:  Dear Stephen Hawking, please move up the Doomsday Clock one more minute …

I don’t care what you say, I’m not following that up. 

Boo:  And what else?

Dr. Watson:  It’s pretty comprehensive, really.  We’ll incorporate giant ice tea reservoirs throughout the country.  Who the hell doesn’t want a tall glass of tea on a hot day?

Boo’s Inner Dialogue:  Will there be scotch in it?

Dr. Watson:  And we’ll offer a tax credit on all fan purchases.  Hand fans AND electric fans.  It provides an even playing field for families.

Boo’s Inner Dialogue:  ATTICA!  ATTICA!  ATTICA!

Dr. Watson:  I’d like to see a revolutionary new approach to the way we live in the world.  Like cars run on nuclear energy.  Houses cooled with clean burning coal.  The possiblities are endless. 

He emptied his third glass, sat back in his chair, and studied me like I kidnapped the Lindbergh baby.  That was it.  I tried to graciously excuse myself, which didn’t work because I might have exclaimed I HEARD THERE ARE DEHUMIDIFIERS IN HELL ASSHOLE on my way down the hall.  Don’t worry, I doubt he heard me.  He was already back to the TV, contemplating the sands through the hourglass … so are the days of our lives.  The really fucking hot days this administration could give a crap about …

UN: New Offensives in Darfur and Chad Threaten Civilians

Security Council Must React Strongly to Expulsion of UN Envoy

New Press Release from Human Rights Watch Africa

(New York, October 23, 2006) – Rising violence in eastern Chad and Darfur highlights the immediate need for the United Nations Security Council to strengthen civilian protection by the UN mission in Sudan following Khartoum’s expulsion of the UN secretary-general’s special representative in Sudan, Jan Pronk, Human Rights Watch said today.

“The Security Council should not accept Khartoum’s endless intransigence over any UN effort to protect Sudanese civilians,” said Peter Takirambudde, Africa director at Human Rights Watch. “Violence in Darfur and eastern Chad is escalating, and the strong UN force that the Security Council mandated back in August is urgently needed to protect civilians on both sides of the border.”

Violence against civilians in Darfur has been escalating in the past two months following clashes between the Sudanese government and a coalition of Darfur rebel factions that refused to sign the Darfur Peace Agreement in May.

The coalition, which calls itself the National Redemption Front, is mainly active in North Darfur, where civilians have been victims of indiscriminate bombing carried out by government forces as part of Khartoum’s recent military offensive.

The Sudanese government’s formal expulsion of Pronk on October 22 came two days after the Sudanese army voiced anger over the UN envoy’s statement in his weblog that the Sudanese army had suffered two major losses and declining morale in the clashes in North Darfur.

“Pronk’s expulsion is Khartoum’s latest tactic in its ongoing effort to subvert UN efforts to protect civilians in Sudan,” said Peter Takirambudde. “The Security Council needs to implement targeted sanctions against senior Sudanese officials to press Khartoum to cooperate with the UN.”

Inter-ethnic attacks on civilians by militias in eastern Chad have also been increasing since early October, partly due to an increase in armed groups and rising ethnic and political tensions linked both to the violence in Darfur and domestic politics in Chad.

On the same day as Pronk’s expulsion, a Chadian rebel group attacked the Chadian town of Goz Beida in a sign of escalating conflict in eastern Chad. The Chadian government claimed to have recaptured it later on October 22.

Although there were no reports of civilian casualties, concerned by the potential for ethnic reprisals against civilians Human Rights Watch called for all armed groups operating in the area, including the Chadian government, to fully respect the rights of civilians and their property to protection, and to always distinguish civilians from combatants in armed conflicts.

Sudan Watch: Aid work suspended in Zalinge, Darfur after killing – UN

U.S./Sudan: Bush Should Press for Promised Reforms

Reprinted from Human Rights Watch
www.hrw.org
New York, 19 July 2006

Security Service Reforms Agreed in Southern Peace Deal Are Crucial for Darfur

When the president of Southern Sudan’s regional government visits the White House on July 20, U.S. President George W. Bush should call on Sudan to implement reforms to its security apparatus as agreed in the 2005 peace accord between the Sudanese government and the southern-based rebels, Human Rights Watch said today.

The South Sudanese president, Salva Kiir Mayardit, is the head of the Sudan People’s Liberation Movement/Army (SPLM/A). In 2005 this southern-based rebel movement and the Sudanese government signed the Comprehensive Peace Agreement, ending a 21-year conflict waged mostly in Southern Sudan. The accord brought the SPLM into government in partnership with the ruling National Congress Party, an Islamist party that has governed since 1989.

The United States helped to mediate the north-south Comprehensive Peace Agreement, which in turn served as the foundation for the Darfur Peace Agreement signed on May 5.

“Sudan’s peace-deal promises to reform its repressive security apparatus and political system are supposed to apply to the entire country, but they have not been fulfilled,” said Peter Takirambudde, Africa director at Human Rights Watch. “Arbitrary arrests and other abuses by security agents won’t end in Sudan, much less Darfur, until Khartoum implements these reforms.”

Sudan’s national security apparatus is a patchwork of unaccountable security agencies with ample funding and leaders who usually are not known publicly. Human Rights Watch and other human rights organizations have documented hundreds of cases of torture, mistreatment and death in detention – in prior years often in unacknowledged, unofficial and secret “ghost houses” – since the National Congress Party effectively came to power in 1989 through a military-Islamist coup.

The security agencies have also had a major role in managing the ethnic militias used by the government to conduct its abusive wars in Southern Sudan, the Nuba Mountains and Darfur. In its Protocol on Power Sharing, article 2.7.2, the Comprehensive Peace Agreement stipulates that there will be one national security service that is professional, with a mandate limited to advice and information gathering and analysis.

“The root causes of the conflicts in the south and now in Darfur are related to rampant human rights abuses throughout Sudan,” said Takirambudde. “The central government uses security agents and ethnic militias to do the dirty work of arbitrary arrests and attacks against civilians.”

Reforms of the security services, as promised in the 2005 peace accord, must be implemented to eliminate the systematic repression conducted by these agencies, which includes torture and mistreatment, arbitrary arrest and intimidation practiced by the existing national security agencies, Human Rights Watch said. The Sudanese government must also revoke the statutory immunity from prosecution that security agents enjoy.

Brokered with high-level U.S. involvement, the Darfur Peace Agreement signed by the Sudanese government and one of Darfur’s main rebel factions has not been accepted by two of the rebel factions and many civilians in Darfur. In recent weeks, fighting has escalated in Darfur, including between rebel factions who have committed abuses against the civilian population.

“The Bush administration took the lead in negotiations for peace accords in the south, then in Darfur,” said Takirambudde. “It cannot turn its back and walk away as soon as the agreements are signed. The U.S. needs to pressure the parties to uphold both agreements.”

At the White House, Salva Kiir is likely to urge Bush to pressure Khartoum to live up to its part of the peace agreements. Although the U.S. government has long supported the SPLM politically, Washington still maintains extensive economic sanctions on the Sudanese government because of widespread atrocities in Darfur since 2003. The regional government of Southern Sudan, dominated by the SPLM, is nevertheless part of the government of Sudan under the Comprehensive Peace Agreement and thus still subject to sanctions.

“Khartoum is eager for the U.S. to lift its all-encompassing sanctions on anyone doing business with Sudan’s government, which gives the U.S. important leverage,” said Takirambudde. “The U.S. must use that influence decisively to insist that Khartoum reform its vast security apparatus. Sudan agreed to carry out these reforms more than a year and a half ago, but still hasn’t taken the first step.”

Human Rights Watch has received repeated reports of torture and summary execution by various arms of the security apparatus in Darfur. Despite pervasive presence of government security agents, most of Darfur’s population lives in conditions of mounting insecurity caused by these same agents, as well as by bandits, rebels and the government-backed militias known as Janjaweed.

At the urging of the United States, the U.N. Security Council deferred dealing with the mounting crisis in Darfur until after the north-south peace agreement was finalized in January 2005. By then, however, Sudanese armed forces and government-backed militias had forcibly evicted two million people from their homes in Darfur. None have been able to leave the displaced persons camps and return home because of continuing violence mostly at the hands of the government and its militias.

Neither the Security Council nor the United States favored expanding the north-south peace talks to include Darfur, because they feared that pressuring Khartoum on Darfur would derail any hope of north-south peace. Now Darfur has become the location of the same kind of widespread crimes that Southern Sudan suffered for years. With the unreformed security services, the central government has waged a scorched-earth campaign of forced displacement against civilians sharing the same ethnicity as local rebel groups, first in Southern Sudan and now in Darfur.