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Jesus Christ, What a Flake

Date:               Tue, 23 Jan 2007    12:29:02 -0600
From:               “Karen Hughes”  hotlickchick@whitehouse.gov
To:                    “Boo Friedmann”  boo@citizenboo.com
Subject:           ‘Sup

Hey girl,
     

Sorry I haven’t been able to write in a while.  It’s been CRAZY here.  Dick is being such a … Dick (lol).  I tried calling him Mr. GrumpyPants like you said, and then in retaliation, I was appointed to be his food tester for a week.  I was fucking sweating balls girl!
Anyway, the whole Ayman al-Zawahri tape barely hit a cord in the MSM.  Those liberal fucks at NBC gave it like 2 minutes of airtime.  And Hannity, to make matters even worse, spent an entire segment next to that zombie Colmes talking about Dakota Fanning’s new movie with a rape scene.  PU-LEEEZE!  I called him and was like, boy – what the hell?!  And he was all giving me that macho bullshit if you call me boy one more time Karen … blah blah blah I helped lay the foundation for this administration!  And I was like Look BOY – don’t let your crocodile mouth write checks your hummingbird ass can’t cash!!!!    

Oh well.  That was that.  But anyway, the real shit of today is that I had Jesus booked to sit behind Laura at SOTU (OMG – you’re right about her plastic surgery girl!  WTF???  I tried poking her in the stomach and her mouth fell open)  ANYWAY … so our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ (I know, you’re Jewish, but it’s only a matter of time until you see the light J) was supposed to sit behind her and he fucking flaked!!!  FLAKED FOR THE SOTU!  JESUS FUCKING FLAKED!!!  I was so pissed.  I was like what the hell else do you have to do during the SOTU??? And he gave me some shit about the poor and the suffering in Darfur.  The mother fucking poor and DARFUR???  Who the hell gives a shit about the poor?  What a freakin’ Hollywood liberal!

So anyway … I’ll call you later. 

Love (your bff!!!),

Karen

23

01 2007


by boo
posted in Karen Hughes, State of the Union
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