Date:  Tuesday, 30 January 2007

From:  Dr. _____ [Boo's Note - I have deleted the doctor's name to protect his identity]

To:  Boo Friedmann

Re:  Interesting Diagnosis

Boo,

A certain Senator came into the office yesterday.  In the interest of patient privacy, we’ll call him BUS SCHMEINGOLD.  All in a twitter he was, thinking he had some form of cancer or some such disease.  So he pulled down his pants, I looked, I palmed, he coughed …

Is it serious, Doc? he asked me as the sweat glistened above his upper lip.

Senator Feingold Schmeingold, I exclaimed, Mazel Tov, son!  You’ve grown balls!!!

I’ve never seen a Senator so happy … you can’t blame him, though.  Rarely do Democrats get that “diagnosis”. 

See you soon,

Dr. ___________

Well, Buss Schmeingold, glad you’re ok!  And good luck with those balls … go use ‘em, tiger!!