Unnamed, unofficial, informal and dubious officials have recently said that Muqtada Al-Sadr has fled Iraq to go to Iran.  Whether Al-Sadr fled, or just simply traveled, is up for debate; although unofficials in the Pentagon have inferred through unreliable and anonymous sources that he fled to escape the Baghdad Security Forces and upcoming American Forces escalation. 

None of this has yet to substantiated, but Curveball is working on it.

Al-Sadr, pictured here doing his best Wolf Man impression, has sent word through a friend of a friend who is a second cousin once removed on his mother’s side, that he did not flee, but is undergoing a makeover and a career change. 

Muqtada Al-Sadr wants to act.

I have been inspired by Osama Bin Laden.  His past cave work, you know, the stuff from early in the millennium, really inspired me.  His performance is so subtle, yet complex.  And the camera work is so nuanced but straightforward at the same time.  I also enjoy Bollywood movies.  Oh and, death to America.

It just shows ladies and gentlemen, it’s never too late to follow your dream.